Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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