scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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noah is a scrub jungle

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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This isn't funny.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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dyslexic's Untie

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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