- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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