Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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This is a joke.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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