- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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