- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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