What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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