Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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