Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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