A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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