Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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