- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

there once was a chicken it was yellow

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

I love you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Heskey time.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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