Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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