- Anti Joke

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola