Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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