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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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