What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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