- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Black people

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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