Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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