Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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