Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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You having friends.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Manchester City

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you will like this because i am black.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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