Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Sixty... eight

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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