- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Women's rights

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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