A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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