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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

* anti-punchline

binladin walks into the american seals

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Your mom.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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