What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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