- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?