- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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