- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

why are balck people black because they are

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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