What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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