- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats worse than suicide? death

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