- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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