- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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