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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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