there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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