- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

your mama's so fat... that's it

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

The FCC

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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