- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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