Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

get in the car.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

So a seal walks into a club.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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