- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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