- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

I'm Coming

I wrote a funny joke.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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