- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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