- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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