- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

pull my finger (farts)

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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