- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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