Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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