In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Get on the boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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