Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Yellow People !!

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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