Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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A black person dies.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Anti Joke

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