- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womans having rights.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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