Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Please don't shoot me

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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