what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

deez nuts

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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