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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Guess what? I like trains.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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