- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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