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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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