- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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