- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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