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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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