- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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