What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What comes after 69? 70

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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