A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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