- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

an american walks out of a strip club.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

whats yellow after cani...nathan

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??