- Anti Joke

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.