- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What are annoying? Ads.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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