A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

How about that airline food?

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Wait! hundred billions!

Poker? I barely even know her.

A russian gives away vodka.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

H o m o comes out as homo

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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