whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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