Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What are annoying? Ads.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

Choir.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

An Asian person drove home safely.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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