- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

your mama's so fat... that's it

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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