- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

VITAMIN C!

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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