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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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