- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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