- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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