What comes after 69? 70

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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