Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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pobody's nerfect

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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