jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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