So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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A fat guy!

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