- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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