Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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