why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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gay pom...

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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