- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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