Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Gay rights.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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9/11

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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