A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

knock knock go away!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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