Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

hers a joke... japanese people

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Yellow People !!

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