What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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