It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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