- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

I am a mime

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Then none of us want to be right.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Small Penis.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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