- Anti Joke

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs