- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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