- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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