- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

I think everybody should have a penis.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

So these two girls have a cup .

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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