What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why dont they make black forks

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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