what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

you see theres this guy.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your're racist.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

your face

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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