- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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