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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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