It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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