Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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