- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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