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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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