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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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