What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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