- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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