How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How old are you? 7

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Romans rights.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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