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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Your mom.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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