knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

your mom gave me head.....phones

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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