- Anti Joke

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Equal rights!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.