What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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