what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Barack Obama.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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whats long and black? a baton

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