a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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