- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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