Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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