- Anti Joke

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's blue? The sky.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes