How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Women's Rights

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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