- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

ure mama's so fat

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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