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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

i hate non minorities!

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Dead girls can't say no.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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