How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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lol

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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