If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

No it doesnt..

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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