Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Do the roar!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

this website is a bad joke

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Anti Joke

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