why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Anti Joke

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