- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

1+2 = 6

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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