Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

The chickens have become self-aware!

boobs!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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