- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

boobs!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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