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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

White men's rights

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Roses are red, yup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death