what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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