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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

I shot a bitch.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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