- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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