- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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