- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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