- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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