How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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