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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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