- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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