- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Guest what in the butt

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