- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Tony Romo

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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