- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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