Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Jesus Christ

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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That is so fetch

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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