- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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