- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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