- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

PENIS that is all

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

its funny cuz i laughed!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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