- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Committing Suicide #YOLO

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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