Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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