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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

So a baby seal walks into a club