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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

I C U P White stuff

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

kennah campion when she talks

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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