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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is life? Paul.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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