Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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