- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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