Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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