What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Once upon a time a was born

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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