How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Charlie Sheen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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