Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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