Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Sex

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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