2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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TELL

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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