- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Water? I hardly know her.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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