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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

gingers

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Women's rights.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

gingers

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Women's rights.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

96

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game