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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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