What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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