- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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