- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Once upon a time a was born

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Your girlfriend.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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