- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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