- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Your mother is so fat.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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