What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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