Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Yellow People !!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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you give like i give lomain

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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