what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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women's rights.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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