how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Sharvil has aids 4 times

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

I went to work today....

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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