- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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