whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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